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Hallowe’en Is Increasingly The WORST

October 29, 2010

As Hallowe’en is fast approaching, and since it falls on a Sunday a lot of people have already been attending Hallowe’en themed parties, I thought it would be expedient to acknowledge this day of celebration.  No, it is not a holiday, but much like New Years Eve, people tend to spend the next day or two recovering from this annual celebration of a complete lack of inhibitions.

That is not my problem with Hallowe’en.  Hallowe’en should be a celebration of the imagination (and witchery, I guess), but it seems to have given way to widespread laziness.  Imagination should come first, and “sexy” should only be there to sweeten the pot, as opposed to the opposite.  It is the one day of the year where people can dress in whatever manner they wish, and yet, why do so many people dress the exact same?  It is increasingly beginning to look like the movie Warriors, except The Baseball Furies and The Gramercy Riffs have been replaced by The Priests Getting Blowjobs from Little Boys (also, child abuse HAHAHA, or something) and The Sexy Police Officers (given the recent G20 protests in Toronto, fingers crossed for Sexy Riot Squad).

This is only partially my problem with Hallowe’en.  I was going to try to be funny and suggest a string of new costume ideas that people could “sexy up”, when I Google image searched my first costume idea and found out it already existed.  Fuck everything.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. worsteverything permalink
    October 29, 2010 6:13 pm

    SO turned on right now. I cannot look away from that HOT AND SEXY BABY. oops i just vomited all over myself forever.

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