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Rutabaga Dick of the Day: Congressman Louie Gohmert

August 13, 2010

Well, it’s Friday, and what better way to shake those Friday afternoon jimmies (jimmies: something you get on Friday afternoons), than to take a moment to pay some respects to all of the Rutabaga Dicks out there.  Yes, I literally mean people who have rutabagas for dicks.

Yes, those.

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX)  spoke on the House floor about how TERRORISTS are impregnating women in Terrorslyvania, sending them to the United States ALL knocked up to have said demon-spawn, which they would then return back to Terrorslyvania to be “raised and coddled as future terrorists”, to come back and attack in 20 or 30 years.  OR SOMETHING.

Okay, what?  First of all, could grooming a child from birth to be a future terrorist be ACCURATELY described as “coddling”?  OH, and he also really held his own on this heated exchange with Anderson Cooper (if by “held his own” I mean he rambled and ranted through the entire segment in the most amazing way possible).  Oh, and he is an ex-JUDGE.

Congressman Louie Gohmert: Your Male Reproductive Organs Look Like A Rutabaga

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