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UR KILLIN’ IT, BRO!: This Flight Attendant

August 10, 2010

Remember that scene from Jerry Maguire where Tom Cruise’s character promptly tells off his coworkers before quitting his job with girl firmly fixed to his forearm?

At one time — 1996, I think — that kind of stunt seemed remarkable, heroic even. But yesterday everything changed. A flight attendant has changed the game.

The flight attendant did the Jerry Maguire in real life, with a few subtle changes. Replace “coworkers” with “100 passengers,” “quit his job” with “slid down the plane’s emergency slide,” and “girl on his arm” with “a cold beer” and you have, what might be, the best job-exit ever. In fact, this might be the best exit from anything ever.

After getting knocked on the head by a passenger’s bag, an angry flight attendant told off about 100 passengers using the plane’s PA system, deployed the inflatable evacuation chute, grabbed a beer from the beverage cart, yelled “It’s been great!” and slid down.

Steven Slater . . . ur killin’ it, bro!

Bail for flight attendant in meltdown, slide getaway

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