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Earthquake Hits Eastern Canada

June 23, 2010

Reports are rolling in via status updates on Facebook.

One reads “I Mother Earth-quakes”, another “I made that earthquake happen.  WITH MY MIND!”, with several others reporting “EARTHQUAKE!!!” and “HOLY FUCKING EARTHQUAKE!”.

No word yet whether John Travolta will be flying in Church of Scientology members to feel victims up until their injuries are healed somehow.

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